A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the
register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he
asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up
to the register.

She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to
unzip his pants. He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what
he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of
sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was
his chance.

When he got to the register he told the checker he needed
some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to unzip his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the
intercom and said... "Cleanup, Register 5."