"Scientists say now that they are very close to developing
chocolate that won't melt. It's a chocolate you can eat in
hot climates. Apparently we're holding off on that cure for
cancer. Let's get this chocolate breakthrough first."
--Jay Leno
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"Russia is going to start taking care of nuclear waste from
other countries. Their goal is to be the New Jersey of
Europe." --Conan O'Brien
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"Do you know what you call people in Hollywood who've been
married for 3 years? Divorced." --David Letterman
...good ones beach!
i love those joke